Monday, May 12, 2008

A Guided Tour

There were a few complaints that the new apartment pictures did not have any people in them, so I decided to fix that tonight. Here is your guided tour. You asked for it.

HI AND WELCOME TO MY APARTMENT! LET ME JUST WIPE MY FEET!
HAVE A SEAT IN OUR SPACIOUS LIVING ROOM WITH TWO FUTONS. CARE TO PLAY SOME VIDEO GAMES?
DON'T MIND ME. I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME AIR ON OUR PATIO! DON'T MAKE TOO MUCH NOISE OR YOU'LL WAKE THE DEAD PEOPLE!
LET ME COOK YOU SOME DINNER IN OUR KITCHEN! I HAVE A PAN!
WHAT A GREAT PLACE TO EAT SUCH A DELICOUS MEAL! YUM!
THIS IS WHERE I AM INCREDIBLY PRODUCTIVE! I NEVER GOOF AROUND ON A COMPUTER!
ALL THAT WORK ENTERTAINING YOU SURE GOT ME SWEATY! I HAVE TO TAKE A SHOWER IN OUR GUEST BATHROOM. THE WOMAN DOESN'T LIKE IT WHEN I STINK UP THE MASTER BATH!
GOODNIGHT! IT IS TIME FOR ME TO RETIRE IN THE GIGANTIC QUEEN SIZE BED WITH CUSTOM-MADE QUILT COVERS!

5 Comments:

At 9:15 PM, May 12, 2008, Anonymous Kiel said...

pretty awesome!

 
At 9:27 PM, May 12, 2008, Blogger Kathryn said...

my mother says, "he really doesn't have much to do, does he?"

my father says, "he looks lonely."

i say, "thanks for pictures with people!"

 
At 12:23 AM, May 13, 2008, Blogger Jordan said...

Haha, wonderful!

 
At 3:55 PM, May 13, 2008, Blogger MntlChaos said...

Thanks, I couldn't really connect with the pictures without the human element. The apartment looks nice

 
At 9:37 PM, May 25, 2008, Anonymous g said...

Ha. It looks exactly the way your first place together should.

 

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