Friday, October 19, 2007

Limited Mobility

Here is a short list of things one can't do (painlessly) with bruised ribs:
  • Lay down on one's back,
  • Erase chalkboards/whiteboards,
  • Lift things,
  • Lay down on one's side,
  • Ride a bike,
  • Sit in a chair for any amount of time,
  • Stand for any amount of time,
  • Hug,
  • Lay on one's stomach,
  • Laugh, cough, or sneeze, and
  • Realize that one is modifying behavior for a bruise.

2 Comments:

At 1:48 PM, October 21, 2007, Blogger Matthew Johnson said...

What did you do to yourself?

 
At 11:01 AM, October 22, 2007, Blogger stolee05 said...

Derrick is so heroic he does not feel pain!

 

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