I am King of the Decaying World

Last night, I had a crazy dream.  I can't fill in all the details right now, but I'll try.

It all started when my older brother, Andew, and I were featured on the Daily Show for our A Capella comedy routine dressed in Air Force blue uniforms.  Apparently, we were so popular that I was simultaneously voted Senator and given majority stock of Microsoft.  One day, I woke up in my Redmond home, ready to travel to Washington D.C., when my assistant asked me if I would bring my laptop on the trip.  I decided against it and arrived in D.C. immediately after.

Then, World War III broke out, and I fleed D.C. due to the massive onslaught of nuclear weapons being detonated on the East coast.  For some reason, all I could think about was getting my laptop as soon as possible, but that required a long trip to Redmond by jeep.  Traveling by roads was too dangerous.

When I got to Redmond, I got lost in my multi-million dollar home trying to find my laptop, and when I did, there were hoards of people surrounding the place.  They all wanted my money so they could survive the coming nuclear winter.  I just got in my jeep and made a run for it.

Then I woke up.